Heh, the ScamWow or "Wow! It's a sham!" I can picture Ketchum paying the role of Vince, the ShamWow guy: "I'm Ketchum for ShamWindows. Thanks to its layers of DRM wrappers, ShamWindows can suck up 25% of your CPU cycles with the first application... Are you following me, camera guy?... And it's made in Redmond, and you know the Redmondians make good stuff..."
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