"Using some of Microsoft's $56 billion in cash to maintain worker benefits, Mr. Ballmer explained, is not an option. 'The cash is the shareholders' money,' he wrote, 'so we need to either invest in new opportunities or return it to them,'"
That's a baloney excuse, and anyone worth half a lick knows it. The whole company belongs to shareholders, moron. You have been chosen by the shareholders to lead the company, which means you can do just about anything you want with the money, moron. Everything you do, whether it's blowing millions having fat schlubs running around NYC in retarded butterfly suits plastering everything with stickers or paying for the cleanup after having fat schlubs running around NYC in retarded butterfly suits plastering everything with stickers, is playing with investors money.
Further, some, in fact --again--- everyone with a functioning brain, considers investing in your employees an investment in the company. What makes Ballmer think that having fat schlubs running around NYC in retarded butterfly suits plastering everything with stickers is more of a worthwhile investment than happy employees? Or rather, why doesn't Ballmer think happy employees are an investment.
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