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  I have an iPod - In my mind
Time: 12:46 EST/17:46 GMT | News Source: The Onion | Posted By: Byron Hinson

I'm sure you've seen a lot of tech-savvy people smugly showing off that new hunk of entertainment hardware, the iPod personal stereo. Well, I might not have the scratch to get one, but frankly, I don't want the white-corded wonder. I have my very own iPodin my mind.

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