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  New Microsoft "Clippy" Website
Time: 10:38 EST/15:38 GMT | News Source: ActiveWin.com | Posted By: Robert Stein

"My name is Clippy, and Office XP has me sweating (and rusting)." This is a pretty funny website. It features a mini-length animated feature starring Gilbert Gottfried as Clippy. The film is very well animated, and it is complete with using stapler as a weapon, beeped out explicit parts. In fact, this is the first Microsoft production I've seen that they beeped out words.

They even have Clippy's resume posted: "1996 - 2001 Microsoft Redmond, WA Office Assistant Responsible for assisting users in programs such as Word, PowerPoint and Excel. Demoted to part-time position in response to functionality of new Office XP. Wrote and edited "MicroNews," the company's internal newsletter." Comment below!

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