Be on the look out for people, animals, or things that stick out, that don’t fit in, that burn with the power of the Hex. Anything that will make the great mass of rabble turn around, stop, and stare with awe is usually a sign that the Hex has arrived.
The Hex usually emits its strongest vibrations in groupings of 1, 6, or 30. In order to judge whether the Hex is truly present, I require documentary evidence and a stiff shot of potato vodka. You need only supply the documentary evidence.
A photograph of the event and a caption will do. Those who witness events involving 6 or 30 beings can also send in video footage up to 30 seconds. Any longer than that and my psoriasis begins to act up.
The power of the Hex has not yet been accepted by all. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. Help me silence the doubters and my unbearable brother Saul. Document the power of the Hex. You will have ample opportunities. Truly, the beginning is nigh.
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