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  Mac-Only Comic Thinks PC's a Hoot
Time: 14:33 EST/19:33 GMT | News Source: Wired | Posted By: Robert Stein

For Bruce, IBM means, "I'm glad I bought a Mac." DOS stands for "Do it Over Stupid," and he often paraphrases Henny Youngman, "Take my PC -- please!" If someone in the audience says they use a Windows PC, he says he's sorry they're stuck with such a primitive piece of equipment. Bruce said more often than not, the entire audience is hostile to his point of view. "But I usually get away with it," he said. "Although they don't agree with me, they're laughing."

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