For Bruce, IBM means, "I'm glad I bought a Mac." DOS stands for "Do it Over Stupid," and he often paraphrases Henny Youngman, "Take my PC -- please!"
If someone in the audience says they use a Windows PC, he says he's sorry they're stuck with such a primitive piece of equipment.
Bruce said more often than not, the entire audience is hostile to his point of view. "But I usually get away with it," he said. "Although they don't agree with me, they're laughing."
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