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  The Simpsons' Bill Gates Joke
Time: 00:00 EST/05:00 GMT | News Source: ActiveWin.com | Posted By: Robert Stein

On the Simpsons last night, Homer & Marge struck an "Indecent Proposal" deal with Marge's past boyfriend, Artie, for one million dollars (for the cash Artie got Marge for the weekend). As they were preparing to leave in Artie's helicopter - Homer stated his rules for Artie's conduct with Marge during the weekend. After Homer was finished, Artie replied "Don't worry - Marge's virtue will be just as untouched as Bill Gates' weight room.

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