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| Time: 08:10 EST/13:10 GMT | News Source: Red Herring | Posted By: Robert Stein | ||
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Imagine a Monty Python skit with John Cleese riding on a bus. Out of the blue, he hits the person standing to his left. Stunned, the person says, "You just hit me." "No I didn't," Mr. Cleese responds. A few seconds later, Mr. Cleese hits the person standing to his right. "Hey, you hit me," that person says. "No I didn't," Mr. Cleese insists. A few seconds later, Mr. Cleese hits again. Again, he's accused. Again, he denies. Soon, Mr. Cleese can't move a muscle without everyone around him cowering. He stands to give someone his seat; the person jumps back. He reaches out to help an old lady, and passengers scream. | ||
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