AN OBSCURE GEEK was refused entrance to the White House because he couldn't put his hands on his identification. The Drudge Report said harmless bespectacled Bill Gates had a meeting with the Homeland Security Dept Supreme Tom Ridge but left his ID in his humble vehicle. And that meant that the Secret Service stopped him from coming in while one of his minions rushed to retrieve the missing document from his little Fiat Panda, or whatever he was in that day.
|