El Suave and El Ramone
Hailing from the most sexy,
exotic locale on the planet – Tia Juana – El Suave is the only golfer ever known
to be able to pose before, during and after a golf swing. Carrying the
clubs for this Latin Lover of himself, is the ultimate brown-noser, golfshoe-licking
toady, El Ramone
Trixie and Bunny
Trixie has been playing
golf at private clubs ever since she was a wee little snob. Dumb as a
ball washer and ruder than a slicing drive, Trixie’s handicap is her mouth.
She hails from quote-unquote “none of your business, USA.” Carrying Trixie’s
bags is her lush gold digger mother Muffy.
Donna and Vinny
With high hair and polished
finger nails, Donna Maroni may not look like your average golfer, but she can
throw down with the best of them. From the rough and tumble streets of
Queens, New York, Donna talks more trash than the entire department of sanitation.
Please put your hands together and give it up for the Queen of Mean, Donna Maroni!