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  Microsoft tops Google hell search rankings
Time: 14:33 EST/19:33 GMT | News Source: The Register | Posted By: Byron Hinson

Weirdisms in Google's ranking system are sent to entertain us occasionally, and as we've had this one from a couple of people today, we suspect it's new. But don't blame us if it's not, we lead sheltered lives sometimes. Currently, if you type "go to hell" into Google, then Microsoft Corporation, Where do you want to go today? comes first. This is particularly outstanding given that the number two slot is occupied by hell.com itself, which seems to be a very weird site we do not understand (told you we lead sheltered lives).

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#1 By 5948 (216.62.218.207) at 9/18/2002 3:10:34 PM
This this goes to show the lengths these idiots over at the Register will go to to try run down the big m$, although it's quite clear they are just becoming more racist as the days pass! :-P

This post was edited by tmaxxtigger on Wednesday, September 18, 2002 at 15:11.

#2 By 135 (209.180.28.6) at 9/18/2002 3:27:14 PM
JWM - Haven't you heard? It's now racist to diss on someone elses operating system. This is according to the Macintosh zealots. :)

#3 By 1845 (12.254.162.111) at 9/18/2002 3:34:33 PM
lol, you read the forum too, soda?

#4 By 1845 (12.254.162.111) at 9/18/2002 3:37:18 PM
They were right about hell.com and aol anywhere coming up though. Not in the correct positions, but at least in the top ten.

#5 By 1868 (141.133.144.220) at 9/18/2002 3:59:43 PM
Hmm.. Microsoft.com showed up first when I typed in "go to Hell".

This reminds me of that similarity that showed up in MS Word's dictionary when you typed in Bill Gates. Anyone remember what that was?

#6 By 37 (216.43.88.209) at 9/18/2002 4:21:21 PM
I went to http://www.google.com and typed in:

go to hell
"go to hell"
go+to+hell
"go+to+hell"

And I did NOT see Microsoft.com


#7 By 1845 (12.254.162.111) at 9/18/2002 4:57:56 PM
No Microsoft.com here.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22go+to+Hell%22&btnG=Google+Search

For anyone that successfully found the Register's results, would you care to post the URL. This is making me quite curious.

#8 By 3339 (65.198.47.10) at 9/18/2002 5:31:43 PM
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&q=%22go+to+hell%22

Easy enough... don't know what in the HELL you're doing, but your inability may explain somethings

#9 By 1845 (12.254.162.111) at 9/18/2002 6:02:17 PM
Very interesting. When I click on your link, I see the exact same results as when I click on my link. And once again, those results do not include a listing for microsoft.com.

#10 By 3339 (65.198.47.10) at 9/18/2002 6:05:46 PM
These are the top 5 entries that display when I follow my link above; what do you see:

Microsoft Corporation -- Where Do You Want to Go Today?
Microsoft Home, All Products | Support | Search | microsoft.com Home. Microsoft
Home | MSN Home | Subscribe | Manage Your Profile. Search for. ...
www.microsoft.com/ - 32k - Cached - Similar pages - Stock quotes: MSFT

HELL.COM
no frame no picture..quote Z! sometime last century.
Description: A well-known net.art gallery, soon to introduce the pay-per-view net.art event.
Category: Arts > Digital > Net Art > Galleries
www.hell.com/ - 1k - Cached - Similar pages

Welcome to AOL Anywhere
NOTE: Many features of this site require Javascript and cookies.
You can enable both via your browser's preferences settings. ...
Description: America Online's official site.
Category: Computers > Internet > Access Providers > International > AOL
www.aol.com/ - 29k - Cached - Similar pages - Stock quotes: AOL

badgirlsgotohell . org
[ a dead desire production ] all material is © 2001-2002 dead desire
design and of it's respective owners html coding, content ...
badgirlsgotohell.org/ - 4k - Cached - Similar pages

CNN.com - Heaven-or-hell argument ends with shotgun slaying - ...
... arguing about religion. The talk became heated when the subject turned
to who would go to heaven and who would go to hell. Stoker said ...
www.cnn.com/2002/US/07/29/afterlife.argument.reut/ - 22k - Cached - Similar pages

#11 By 1845 (12.254.162.111) at 9/18/2002 6:43:38 PM
Is what I saw previously using your link or mine. Now I see the results you have posted using your link and mine.

HELL.COM
no frame no picture..quote Z! sometime last century.
Description: A well-known net.art gallery, soon to introduce the pay-per-view net.art event.
Category: Arts > Digital > Net Art > Galleries
www.hell.com/ - 1k - Cached - Similar pages

Welcome to AOL Anywhere
NOTE: Many features of this site require Javascript and cookies.
You can enable both via your browser's preferences settings. ...
Description: America Online's official site.
Category: Computers > Internet > Access Providers > International > AOL
www.aol.com/ - 29k - Cached - Similar pages - Stock quotes: AOL

badgirlsgotohell . org
[ a dead desire production ] all material is © 2001-2002 dead desire
design and of it's respective owners html coding, content ...
badgirlsgotohell.org/ - 4k - Cached - Similar pages

CNN.com - Heaven-or-hell argument ends with shotgun slaying - ...
... arguing about religion. The talk became heated when the subject turned
to who would go to heaven and who would go to hell. Stoker said ...
www.cnn.com/2002/US/07/29/afterlife.argument.reut/ - 22k - Cached - Similar pages

The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
Text-only version. Image: This Week at Carolina August 06, 2002. Ask Traveling
Science Lab to visit your school. Events & Calendars | News. Construction Watch. ...
Description: One of the 16 public state Universities of North Carolina, specializing in medicine and law. Apply...
Category: Reference > Education > ... > University of North Carolina > Chapel Hill
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